Purchased every hat and paint job
Discovered all of the horns
Accomplished every Sick Jump
In "Limocide", took out 50 pedestrians
Purchased every property
Honked your horn 500 times, then honked your horn 500 more
Unlocked the Beary Nice Music Box
In "Run Like Crazy", got 150 yards away
In "Ball Bouncers", bounced the ball at least 12 times
Survived the Mountain Fair Demolition Derby without exploding
Aggressively warned a dozen pedestrians with the Traffic Coner
Reached 100% completion on a mission
In "Death from Above", survived for 30 seconds
Collected every star in every ride
In "Farming Simulator 1977", completed your farming in under 40 seconds
Completed your first eSports Speedrun Challenge
Purchased a pet eagle
Unlocked the Reverser Wheel
Died 360 times
In "Destruction Derby", took out 8 cars
Stood still for a minute of silence at The Memorial
Unlocked the Multiplier Freezer
Reached a 35x multiplier
Unlocked the Pickup Finder
Unlocked the Traffic Coner
Viewed the "How's Your Driving" screen outside of the DMV ride. Useful, isn't it?
Drove straight for Beth
Purchased some property
Made a huge mistake
Unlocked the Inflatiboat For Cars
Followed a lady into the big smoke
Purchased something from The Chrome Dome
Collected every star in a single ride
Revolved over 53,596 times
Got a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team
In "The Great Hunt", found 6 regions
Collected every Cash Stash
Reached 100% completion for the entire game
Completed an eSports Speedrun without exploding
Drove the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing
